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  • [搞笑说说] 打败我的不是天真,是天真热。日期: 2020-09-11 08:31:27

    王者体育1、aoaoao,quxiangxiangtianhao2、jinniangaokaoshijuanshangyaoqiutianxiekaohao,jieguoeyijidongjiuxiechengleqqhaoma。3、chuanxuezhadexie,zouxuebadelu。4、zuiguofangzhijichun,aiguocaidongshamao…-  5、zhenzhengdeaiqingshihuxiangde,bushinishuoshenmejiushishenme6、、renshengjiushizheiyang,yinianyiniandeguoqu,jintian,woyouyaoxiangguo...

  • [搞笑说说] 新生开学典礼,净是讲废话。日期: 2020-09-10 08:49:58

    1、sihaibahuangqianqiuwanshiwozhizhongyini2、xuezhajixuezhajiangti,neishiyouqing;xuebajixuezhajiangti,neishixihuan;xuezhajixuebajiangti,neishiaiqing;xuebajixuebajiangti,neishikuaikaoshile。3、zhunbeikaixuedeshihouchaozuoyedexuezhadingqi。4、xiaoshihouchangchangniaoshibeizi,zhangdahouchangchangkushizhentou。。。youmeiyou5、meiciwomaiyinliaodoushixiexiehuigu...

  • [搞笑说说] 别人都说我长得天生励志。日期: 2020-09-09 08:13:41

    1、cengjingyougenvhaishuokeyidengwodaoxiabeizi,dangwogaosutawoxihuantadeshihou,tazhuanguoshenduiwoshuo: “xiangzhuiwoa?dengxiabeiziba!”2、renjianzuitongkudebushishengyusidelibieershijiuyaokaoshilebierenzhengzaifuxierwozhengzaiyuxi3、bugaikandebukan,bugaishuodebushuo,bugaitingdebuting,bugaixiangdebuxiang,gai...

  • [搞笑说说] 自从有了女朋友,我就再没吃饱过。日期: 2020-09-08 08:42:02

    王者体育1、shenyechuleduochoushangan,haiyoubeishoujizalian。2、xianzaiyouxierendesixiangzhenshimeifashuo,niyiweizhangdehaokanjiuyounanshengxihuanme,niyiweiniyouqiannvshengjiudoutieshanglaileme,niyiweiyouqianzhendehuikuaileme,jintianwojiuzaizheiligaosunimen: shide!3、zhishiyouqianbingbunengrangrenxingfu,suoyiwohaitouxiezhubao、youpiao、shoubiaoshenmede。4、neixiewan...

  • [搞笑说说] 假如生活出卖了我,我希望是论斤卖。日期: 2020-09-07 08:51:04

    1、niyongyuanwufajiaoxingyigebuhuinixinxideren,danhongbaoneng。2、qinaide,yudaokunnanqianwanbieditou,burannideshuangxiabajiuyaoluchulaile。3、daolecongmingrendouwujikeshishi,benrenxiangchulaidefaziyidingzuiyouyong!4、wodeyoudianshiwohenshuai,wodequedianshiwoshuaidebumingxian。5、fangjiasantianxuexiaojilewosangeyuedezuoye,woganjuewobuhuizai...

  • [搞笑说说] 精致女孩。吃维生素。日期: 2020-09-06 08:49:35

    王者体育1、yourenshuo,dangnifaxianzijixihuanderenyexihuanzijideshihoubizhonglewubaiwanhaikaixin,kewohaishigengxihuanzhongwubaiwan。2、mujishengdanbushenghuanyingji,shengxiajidanbianchengji,jidanbianjifeigongfu,hebudangchujiushengji3、zibeiyouduozhongdangci。zuigaodangcidezibeidebiaoxianshichuixuzijiganshenmedoushitiancai。4、shuaiderendouyigerenanjingdeguoqixi,...

  • [搞笑说说] 日出: the sun come日期: 2020-09-05 08:39:21

    1、zheishiyigebeishangdegushi……2、bamahaizhenyiweiwolan,buxihuanchumen,yaoshiyouqiandehua,nilianwoderendoujianbuzhe。3、mingtianweijifenzai1406kaochang,nandaozheishizaigaosuwo“yaosidinglou”?!4、haojiubujian,wohaishizheimediurenxianyan。5、wenshijianqingweihewu...

  • [搞笑说说] 去一个只有你和我的地方日期: 2020-09-04 08:44:20

    王者体育1、yaozhenxishenbianjingchangaoyedepengyou;yinweibuzhidaonayitiantajiusile。。。2、yueriyaobiaobai!yueriyaobiaobai!yueriyeyaobiaobai!yueriyeyaobiaobai!yuebiyeyouyaobiaobai!!nimeideqixihaiyaobiaobai。biaobaiguoranshidayia!!!!!!!3、dainizhangfajiyao,songniyibajiandao。4、jiexialaiweininbiaoyanjiachuanjueji,dashisuixiongkou。5、...

  • [搞笑说说] 不是王者体育不正常,是这个世界太疯狂。日期: 2020-09-03 08:54:41

    王者体育1、zhenzhengdepeiban,jingdeqikanke,jingdeqipingdan2、wangzhetiyuyuwenlaoshi: qingdajiabashufandao120kuaiqian。3、shangshanggeyue: youqian,wochisha,gouchisha。shanggeyue: meiqian,gouchisha,wochisha。zheigeyue: lihaile,zhunbeichigou。4、meicimianduichengjidandeshihou,wodoufaxianwodelebaixuebing。5、zheitianqiredenanpengyougenrenpaoledoubuxiangquzhui...

  • [搞笑说说] 一直想做大哥的女人,后来却做了大哥。日期: 2020-09-02 08:36:13

    1、zairenchaoyongjidejieshangfugailewodebeishang。2、luguoyiwangba,kandaozheiyangyifuduilian。shanglian: duowanhuiershaowanhuierduoshaowanhuier。xialian: zaojinlaiwanjinlaizaowanjinlai。hengpi: wangba。3、bujinglirenzha,zenmenengchujia,meiyourennengsuisuibianbiandangma。4、zongshiwodeyanleizaiduo,tayewufawanliunidexin5、yourenzhuinibuyidingshiyinweini...





王者体育