[搞笑说说] 打败我的不是天真，是天真热。日期:
2020-09-11 08:31:27王者体育1、aoaoao，quxiangxiangtianhao2、jinniangaokaoshijuanshangyaoqiutianxiekaohao，jieguoeyijidongjiuxiechengleqqhaoma。3、chuanxuezhadexie，zouxuebadelu。4、zuiguofangzhijichun，aiguocaidongshamao…- 5、zhenzhengdeaiqingshihuxiangde，bushinishuoshenmejiushishenme6、、renshengjiushizheiyang，yinianyiniandeguoqu，jintian，woyouyaoxiangguo...
[搞笑说说] 新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。日期:
2020-09-10 08:49:581、sihaibahuangqianqiuwanshiwozhizhongyini2、xuezhajixuezhajiangti，neishiyouqing；xuebajixuezhajiangti，neishixihuan；xuezhajixuebajiangti，neishiaiqing；xuebajixuebajiangti，neishikuaikaoshile。3、zhunbeikaixuedeshihouchaozuoyedexuezhadingqi。4、xiaoshihouchangchangniaoshibeizi，zhangdahouchangchangkushizhentou。。。youmeiyou5、meiciwomaiyinliaodoushixiexiehuigu...
[搞笑说说] 别人都说我长得天生励志。日期:
2020-09-09 08:13:411、cengjingyougenvhaishuokeyidengwodaoxiabeizi，dangwogaosutawoxihuantadeshihou，tazhuanguoshenduiwoshuo: “xiangzhuiwoa？dengxiabeiziba!”2、renjianzuitongkudebushishengyusidelibieershijiuyaokaoshilebierenzhengzaifuxierwozhengzaiyuxi3、bugaikandebukan，bugaishuodebushuo，bugaitingdebuting，bugaixiangdebuxiang，gai...
[搞笑说说] 自从有了女朋友，我就再没吃饱过。日期:
2020-09-08 08:42:02王者体育1、shenyechuleduochoushangan，haiyoubeishoujizalian。2、xianzaiyouxierendesixiangzhenshimeifashuo，niyiweizhangdehaokanjiuyounanshengxihuanme，niyiweiniyouqiannvshengjiudoutieshanglaileme，niyiweiyouqianzhendehuikuaileme，jintianwojiuzaizheiligaosunimen: shide!3、zhishiyouqianbingbunengrangrenxingfu，suoyiwohaitouxiezhubao、youpiao、shoubiaoshenmede。4、neixiewan...
[搞笑说说] 假如生活出卖了我，我希望是论斤卖。日期:
2020-09-07 08:51:041、niyongyuanwufajiaoxingyigebuhuinixinxideren，danhongbaoneng。2、qinaide，yudaokunnanqianwanbieditou，burannideshuangxiabajiuyaoluchulaile。3、daolecongmingrendouwujikeshishi，benrenxiangchulaidefaziyidingzuiyouyong!4、wodeyoudianshiwohenshuai，wodequedianshiwoshuaidebumingxian。5、fangjiasantianxuexiaojilewosangeyuedezuoye,woganjuewobuhuizai...
[搞笑说说] 精致女孩。吃维生素。日期:
2020-09-06 08:49:35王者体育1、yourenshuo，dangnifaxianzijixihuanderenyexihuanzijideshihoubizhonglewubaiwanhaikaixin，kewohaishigengxihuanzhongwubaiwan。2、mujishengdanbushenghuanyingji，shengxiajidanbianchengji，jidanbianjifeigongfu，hebudangchujiushengji3、zibeiyouduozhongdangci。zuigaodangcidezibeidebiaoxianshichuixuzijiganshenmedoushitiancai。4、shuaiderendouyigerenanjingdeguoqixi，...
[搞笑说说] 日出:
the sun come日期:
2020-09-05 08:39:211、zheishiyigebeishangdegushi……2、bamahaizhenyiweiwolan，buxihuanchumen，yaoshiyouqiandehua，nilianwoderendoujianbuzhe。3、mingtianweijifenzai1406kaochang，nandaozheishizaigaosuwo“yaosidinglou”?!4、haojiubujian，wohaishizheimediurenxianyan。5、wenshijianqingweihewu...
[搞笑说说] 去一个只有你和我的地方日期:
2020-09-04 08:44:20王者体育1、yaozhenxishenbianjingchangaoyedepengyou；yinweibuzhidaonayitiantajiusile。。。2、yueriyaobiaobai!yueriyaobiaobai!yueriyeyaobiaobai!yueriyeyaobiaobai!yuebiyeyouyaobiaobai!!nimeideqixihaiyaobiaobai。biaobaiguoranshidayia!!!!!!!3、dainizhangfajiyao，songniyibajiandao。4、jiexialaiweininbiaoyanjiachuanjueji，dashisuixiongkou。5、...
[搞笑说说] 不是王者体育不正常，是这个世界太疯狂。日期:
2020-09-03 08:54:41王者体育1、zhenzhengdepeiban，jingdeqikanke，jingdeqipingdan2、wangzhetiyuyuwenlaoshi: qingdajiabashufandao120kuaiqian。3、shangshanggeyue: youqian，wochisha，gouchisha。shanggeyue: meiqian，gouchisha，wochisha。zheigeyue: lihaile，zhunbeichigou。4、meicimianduichengjidandeshihou，wodoufaxianwodelebaixuebing。5、zheitianqiredenanpengyougenrenpaoledoubuxiangquzhui...
[搞笑说说] 一直想做大哥的女人，后来却做了大哥。日期:
2020-09-02 08:36:131、zairenchaoyongjidejieshangfugailewodebeishang。2、luguoyiwangba，kandaozheiyangyifuduilian。shanglian: duowanhuiershaowanhuierduoshaowanhuier。xialian: zaojinlaiwanjinlaizaowanjinlai。hengpi: wangba。3、bujinglirenzha，zenmenengchujia，meiyourennengsuisuibianbiandangma。4、zongshiwodeyanleizaiduo，tayewufawanliunidexin5、yourenzhuinibuyidingshiyinweini...
