[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 血爷:
有钱把事办好，没钱把人做好.日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:591、woxihuanhaizi，gengxihuanzaohaizideguocheng!2、ninenghenzixindeshuochuyousheibuhuilikainima.3、jiwoweilaidepopoyigechaping，fahuotaiman!4、xiuyangdeyishuqishijiushishuohuangdeyishu。5、kongzhongmeiyouyisiyun，toudingshangyilunlieri，meiyouyidianfeng，yiqieshumudouwujingdacaidi、lanyangyangdizhanzaineili。6、xiongdiyouqianyiqihua，meiqianyi...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 你虚我也虚！各取所虚。日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:551、buyaoyiweinishaiheilejiunengyangainishibaichideshishi。2、dajieshangneimeduorenchuandeneimeweixian，quezhangdeneimeanquan!3、hunbuhun，naobunao，shiwangzhetiyudeshi。neinifangxin，yongbuzhenibeihoubibi。4、jintianqiekaiyikugua，zheihuojuranzaichongwoxiao，haidewodouburenxinchile!5、shuohaoyiqidaobaitou niquetoutoujuleyou。6、duoshaocidehui...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 早该没心没肺, 不用现在的撕心裂肺日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:52王者体育1、dangnimeiqiandeshihounihuikanqinghenduoren!2、wojuededanshenderenshuijuezhishaoxuyaosangezhentou，zhenyige，baoyige，liangtuijiayige。3、shangkezongshiditou，laoshiwenwoweishaditou。wodandingdehuida: “ditousiguxiang”4、wobushineizhongluojingxiashideren，woshizhijiebajingfengle。5、zheibenshutebietebiehaokan，...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 爱很怪 什么都介意到最后又什么都原谅日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:50王者体育1、zhongrenxuntaqianbaidu，moranhuishou， neirenyijiuduiwobuxieyigu。。。2、wenzi，weilewodexueersheng。wo，weilemiewenzierhuo。3、youniubupao，danibudao；yuniuzepao，titianxingdao。4、qizishuo: bieyinweinidangguobing，jiubasuoyoudedongzuodoujiashang“yieryi”5、lianggenanrenzhuiyigenvren，yongqingqian...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 天天上QQ，有没有考虑过QQ的感受？日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:471、zuolegeqingsuanchaolarou。mingmingwei“zhiwudazhanjiangshi”2、wojuededanshenderenshuijuezhishaoxuyaosangezhentou，zhenyige，baoyige，liangtuijiayige。3、woxiangbianchengnideyan、yinweineiyangnijiubuhuihaipaheiyedejianglin。4、xuewenzhimei，zaiyushirenyitouwushui；shigezhimei，zaiyushandongnannvchugui；nvrenzhimei，zai...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 理想很丰满，现实却很骨感日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:45王者体育1、nizhuai，nizhuai，nishizhubajietoutai，chuleyishenrouwai，qiyuyidianmeidai，silehaimeirenmai。qingrenjiekuaile!2、neitiankandaoyiweidamazaishaozhi，bianshaobiandunangzhe: shoudaoleqianwanbiemaijijina~3、gaikuku,gaixiaoxiao,gaichichi,gaiwanwan,baochiyikechunjietongxin,jizijijianya,yiqilaiguoliuyiertongjieba!4、aiqingshilupengyoushizhuyi...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 没有值得不值得，只有愿意不愿意 。。日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:431、nanrenxixiayouhuangjin，wobazhenggetuidouqiexialaile，liankuaitongyemeizhaozhe!2、shidouyijingzuole,jiubieshuonicuole3、tanqianbushangganqing，tanganqingzuitamashangqian。4、jintianshiliuyiertongjie、zhuzijiyongyuanyongyouyiketongxin、tiantianlehehe!5、xinzhongyousuoqiangua，shengmingcaihuijianqiang。6、zuogeyouqizhideliumang，zuogeyoupinweideselang，zuogeyou...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 拒绝喜欢的人，特别需要勇气日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:401、tajiwofaleyichuanyingwensdadjssadbhasjkccdxectbyuiopgfds，wowentashayisi，tashuo“meisha，jianpanzangle，wocaca”2、[ zicongkanlelaizixingxingdeniyihou woturanxiangkankanwolinjushibushiwaixingren ]3、wozuixiangzuonideyikeyachi. yinweizheiyang...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 你的长相突破了人类的想象...日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:371、haonvrenjiuxiangqiyou，yidanyongyoujiuyoudongli: huainvrenjiuxiangqinang，yidanyongshangjiuyouweiji。2、turanfaxian"1314"fanguolaishisiyigesanyige"3、wozaician，nizaibian。liangliangxiangwang，liangliangxiangwang。4、yaobushilaoshishuoguobunengluanrenglaji，buran，wozaojiubanirengchuqule。5、chenmoshi...
[搞笑说说大全2017最新版] 当面夸一女同学:
你真是清水出芙蓉！！日期:
2017-03-19 22:30:35王者体育1、doushenmeniandaile，yidianliumangyishidoumeiyou。yidiandianyuluwang2、woaiwoziji，qingdiduodianhaoma。3、xiaoshihoujialimeiqian，zonglazheyigenshengzihoumianxizheyigesuliaodaizaifangfengzheng。4、ninenghenzixindeshuochuyousheibuhuilikainima.5、shirenshigou，liuyiquanjiuzhidaole。6、tingshuonvrenruyifu，xiongdirushouzu，huixiangqilai，wojingranqi...
